YOU CAN BUY WINE-SCENTED TOILET PAPER IN THE UK

Shoppers were not impressed with Tesco’s wine-scented toilet paper, launched in the UK for Christmas. Despite the product’s ‘extra-indulgent’ decoration and ‘mulled spice fragrance core’, people have taken to Twitter to mock the retail chain.
“Christmas just wouldn’t be Christmas unless you can wipe your *** with cinnamon and mulled wine scented bog roll,” wrote one. Another customer said the experience felt like ‘wiping your *** with last nights [sic] hangover.”